Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Drunkenly eating cool whip on a Tuesday night…t minus 60 sumthin days till step


Monday, April 14, 2014
Sixes are aware that they are anxious and are “anxious that they are anxious.” Watch for this tendency in yourself today. Enneathought for the day
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Now, make sure to do your World of Misery or whatever that qbank is called The best phys prof ever, in a lec on how USMLE qs are writen
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Would you rather be skinny and farting all the time or obese and never gassy? Deep questions regarding acarbose and miglitol
Saturday, March 22, 2014

My style summarized in 3 statements

"Are you about to go work out?"

"You look like a zombie."

"You literally look like a hobo right now."


Sunday, March 16, 2014

I hate studying on rainy days bc I’m always so sleepy.

But I also hate studying on nice days bc I wish I could be outside.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

How to give the worst lecture ever

Derm prof committed several wrongs in the delivery of his lec today:
1. Did not and will not be sending out ppt
2. Did not start immediately after the previous lecture
3. Spoke in monotone. Very slowly.
4. Talked about a flower which had nothing to do w the pathophysiology of the disease, only the name
5. Ended the lecture w a derivation of Euler’s formula bc he felt like it

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Fearfully googling what this white spot on my toenail is counts as studying for derm, right??

Monday, March 10, 2014
The M SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN CHARGE!! Take that to heart. And make sure to tell your patients. Solid life advice from our psych lecture on paraphilia